Category: Joke Board
The Top 15 Things Overheard at a Tech Conference
15> "I like the neck badges a lot better. Last year's clip-ons
were kinda hard on the nipples."
14> "This ought to be a good interview. Look at all the people
logged into Twitter."
13> "OK, I'll trade you a WebVan and a Pets.com for an eToys and
two Excite@home."
12> "You're much shorter than your avatar. Then again, aren't
we all?"
11> "You mean you *too* have a list of diabolically foolproof ways
for murdering and disposing of that insipid, pencil-necked
'I'm a Mac' guy?"
10> "Did you see that techbabe with the 'Dual Floppies' T-shirt?"
9> "Mom says I've got to skip tonight's keynote address 'cause
it's past my bedtime."
8> "I hate to blow off tonight's BOF session on encryption
algorithms, but this is the last night of the Trek
convention in town."
7> "My GPS PDA can't find my room, and I have to pee."
6> "If I sat next to a gorgeous woman in the general session,
can I count that as a date?"
5> "As you can see, holographic diffraction with an LCOS pico-
mirror array yields an avatar with very realistic knockers."
4> "I don't care if lolcats is technically Geek Speak. It's
freakin' creepy!"
3> "Gee, if I'd've known we were *all* gonna be here anyway,
I wouldn't have bothered postponing the Greater Dover
Recreational Segwayers Club March meeting!"
2> "Honest, Officer, I was *sure* the booth babes were those
Japanese robot-chicks."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Tech Conference...
1> "No, it's okay, we have a wiki-marriage. Anyone can
participate."
odd, and somewhat funny!
ahahahha a wiki marriage! just lol