the top 15 things overheard at a techy conference

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2008 12:47:35

The Top 15 Things Overheard at a Tech Conference


15> "I like the neck badges a lot better. Last year's clip-ons
were kinda hard on the nipples."

14> "This ought to be a good interview. Look at all the people
logged into Twitter."

13> "OK, I'll trade you a WebVan and a Pets.com for an eToys and
two Excite@home."

12> "You're much shorter than your avatar. Then again, aren't
we all?"

11> "You mean you *too* have a list of diabolically foolproof ways
for murdering and disposing of that insipid, pencil-necked
'I'm a Mac' guy?"

10> "Did you see that techbabe with the 'Dual Floppies' T-shirt?"

9> "Mom says I've got to skip tonight's keynote address 'cause
it's past my bedtime."

8> "I hate to blow off tonight's BOF session on encryption
algorithms, but this is the last night of the Trek
convention in town."

7> "My GPS PDA can't find my room, and I have to pee."

6> "If I sat next to a gorgeous woman in the general session,
can I count that as a date?"

5> "As you can see, holographic diffraction with an LCOS pico-
mirror array yields an avatar with very realistic knockers."

4> "I don't care if lolcats is technically Geek Speak. It's
freakin' creepy!"

3> "Gee, if I'd've known we were *all* gonna be here anyway,
I wouldn't have bothered postponing the Greater Dover
Recreational Segwayers Club March meeting!"

2> "Honest, Officer, I was *sure* the booth babes were those
Japanese robot-chicks."


and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Tech Conference...


1> "No, it's okay, we have a wiki-marriage. Anyone can
participate."

Post 2 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2008 13:14:38

odd, and somewhat funny!

Post 3 by Unreleased Secrets (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 14-Jun-2008 8:55:46

ahahahha a wiki marriage! just lol